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1.) YOUR NAME?:

Emily
From the very first moment you meet Emily, the way she looks at you will make you feel as if you've been friends with her your whole life. Emily is the only girl of your dreams who will come true. She will show up in your life disguised as the muse Serendipity or, "happy accident" and as convincing as she may be, Emily herself is no accident. At times, she may not always know exactly what she is doing. Nevertheless, Emily's actions will always be intentional and deliberate. It's easy to be fooled. She has the power to tear ANY man apart if she so chooses to but if your love for Emily is true, you will be able to gaze deeply into her endless blue eyes and see underneath her clever camouflage to discover that deep down, Emily is a diamond. Perfect and flawless. Her soul is as free as a new born baby and feels just as soft and cool, but she is no push over. She'll always do as she pleases even though you may not approve. It is wise to never ask Emily "why?". Doing so will make you go insane. If you happen to be lucky enough to have a friend named Emily then you are blessed with infinite inspiration and endless imagination. It is because of Emily that mankind has dared venture into outer space.

2.) YOUR AGE?:

24, The Jack Bauer Power Hour. The most entertainment you can stuff into a single day. Full of twists, turns, violence, and Elisha Cuthbert.

3.) ONE OR TWO OF YOUR FRIENDS?:

Becky

An amazing girl who can be quite quiet but likes to listen to other people. She doesn't realise how much she is worth and doubts herself often. She keeps loved ones close and doesn't realise quite how loved she is. She is committed in relationships. She also has a lovely body and a pretty face. She complains about being ugly/fat when she is in fact beautiful.

Katie

Katie is as beautiful on the inside as she is on the outside. Katie is radiant and smiles from the inside out. She lights up a room when she walks in. A girl of good character. She has the heart of an angel, shows compassion and encourages everyone around her. She is sincere, sensitive and kind. A sensual, graceful dancer. Katie can be a bit clumsy which she demonstrates when she often falls off of her high shoes so be ready to catch her. Has a flare for fashion. Is usually a homecoming queen. Has a passion for life! Intelligent and discerning. A person you can trust with your heart. Guys gravitate towards her. She is old fashioned and will not chase guys but lucky is the guy who pursues her and wins her heart. Loyalty is one of her many attributes. Katie has a huge capacity for love. Be kind and you will win her heart forever. BUT be warned IF you are a cheater, a player, mean, hurtful, dishonest, rude or inattentive you will distroy her love for you. If you are ever lucky enough to have a Katie in your life then you have found a rare treasure. Cherish each and every moment with her like it is your last.

4.) WHAT SHOULD YOU BE DOING?:

Colouring

The act of grasping a pen or pencil tightly in your entire fist, then proceeding to (preferably holding it point down) rub it over a line picture. Also what I fucking love.

5.) FAVORITE COLOR(S)?:

Red

Flavor of kool-aid to a black person.

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6.) BIRTHPLACE?:

Keflavik

A town in Iceland. The windiest place north of the Himalayas. Renowned for absolutely nothing happening at all, at any time.

7.) MONTH OF YOUR BIRTH?:

November

The month in which the sexiest people are born (especially since most were concieved in february-the month of love-9 months earlier)

8.) DAY OF YOUR BIRTH?:

4

the number after 3
the sum of 2 and 2
the product of 2 and 2
the 4th number
the square root of 16
the smallest perfect square
the number of people you need for a game of foursquare
the number of people you need for a game of beach volleyball
the number of balls you need to pitch in baseball to walk
the number of corners and side on almost all sport fields
the number of corners and sides of any TV screen and any square appliance
the number of prongs on the average fork
the number of heads on mount Rushmoore
the number of years a president serves in a term in the USA
the number on Brett Favres jersey
the number of people needed for an official orgy
the number of quarters in a dollar
the number of legs on most animals
the number of legs on most chairs and tables
the number of planets within the asteroid belt
the number of gas giants in the solar system
the number of nucleobase types in DNA
the number of chambers in the mammalian heart
the number of canines, incisors, and wisdom teeth in the human mouth
the number of seasons in a year
the number of cardinal directions
the number of people in the average rock band

and much more...

9.) LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO?:

Mum

The British, Australian, New Zealand and South African equivalent to the American and Canadian Mom.

And all this argument about the correct way to spell it is nonsense. Why would you bother fighting about the right way to spell Mum/Mom, cheque/check or fiord/fjord? It's neither here nor there. And certainly saying it was Mum first isn't going to bring about a nation-wide reform on it's spelling in America, now, is it?

10.) NICKNAMES?:

Em

1. Abbriviation for the rapper, Eminem

2. Abbriviation for the name, Emily

3. Abbriviation for 'them'.

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